BY ENTERING THE DAVE BARRY ("GENIUS") PAGE ("PAGE") YOU ("VISITOR") WILL LIKELY HAVE A VERY HARD TIME LEAVING "PAGE."  PEOPLE (OTHER "VISITORS") HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SPEND ENDLESS HOURS GOING THROUGH THE HILLARIOUS COLUMS "GENIUS" HAS WRITTEN FOR THE PAST TWELVE ("DOZEN") YEARS.
LUIS CABRAL ("HOST") HEREBY DISCLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY LOST TIME AND/OR MENTAL DAMAGE INCURRED BY "VISITOR" AS A RESULT OF ENTERING "PAGE" AND READING COLUMNS WRITTEN BY "GENIUS."  BY PRESSING THE "ACCEPT" BUTTON BELOW, "VISITOR" AGREES TO THE TERMS SET BY "HOST."