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Wow, it's been like over a week since this thing was updated. I would update more often, but I can't write about what interesting happens to me during the day because it would violate patient confidentiality. I suppose I could write about the boring lectures we had to sit through today at the VA. The guy went like an hour over. I think he was Indian. Half the class was asleep. One guy was still asleep in his chair when the rest of us had already left to go home (Norman said he'd go back to wake him up in 5 minutes). The VA smells like urine and is full of veterans rolling around on Rascals. Sometimes they outfit their rascals with American flags and stereo systems so everybody can hear 'margaritaville' or whatever else it is that veterans like to listen to.

I had an interesting dream last night. Abhishek was dancing around in a frilly pink tutu and then my grandfather walked in and saw him and gave him a lecture. I don't remember the topic of the lecture though.

I want a porsche. If anybody has extra money lying around, you should send it to me to start a 'get the spoiled little suburban girl a porsche fund'. It was warm today. Like 70 degrees. It was in the 20s last week. What gives? Wow I have absolutely nothing to write about.

I have to get my parents Hanukkah presents and I don't know what to get them. Any suggestions? Maybe I should sew them something with the exciting sewing machine they gave me last year. Blah. Any readers want to guest write for this blog? I'm sure you could write something more intersesting than this. In fact, I bet Abhishek will go in and delete this blog just because it is so lame. He edited out the best part of my last blog. Stupid censorship.