HotShot Blog

Abhishek never updates this blog. He claims this is because he is very busy. Yeah right. I'm the one who's busy in the hospital...SAVING LIVES. Ok, that's an enormous exageration. The only life I ever saved was the giant bug I let outside instead of squishing it when I caught it in my apt. I'm actually busy in the hospital....ANNOYING PATIENTS and WRITING NOTES IN THEIR CHARTS. Yes, this is what the mysterious medical school tuition goes towards - a mountain of paperwork that nobody reads. Anyway, this isn't about why I don't update the blog. It's about why Abhishek doesn't update the blog. I mean it's his blog, no? Let's take a look at the very busy schedule of a FINANCE PHD STUDENT!!

• Sleeping in...I can call Abhishek at 11 AM and he'll still get mad at me because he was asleep. Of course, I can't blame him too much, because whenever I go visit him, I sleep until 1 PM. His apartment needs some sunlight! Maybe they can rig up some mirrors in the alley to reflect sunlight into his window like they are doing in that Austrian village
  

• Working on his paper...this consists of sitting at his computer and surfing the web. sometimes a result comes up, and then he types something else in, restarts the program, and resumes surfing the web
  

• Playing LORD...no explanations needed
  

• DFNYC...this consists of lots of meetups, pre-meetup meetups, post-meetup meetups, and pre-pre-meetup meetups. I'm not even kidding. I have no idea what goes on at these things, but it seems to involve lots of beer.
  

• Seminars...these have free food, and sometimes souvenirs
  

• Working out...Abhishek takes Cardio Blast and Intermediate Golf, yet he still finds time to swim and lift weights. What a stud.
  

• Posting on the LORD message boards...because you can only play so much LORD in one day
  

• Talking to me...I make sure that when I am not in the hospital annoying patients, I am pestering Abhishek with a nonstop barrage of phone calls with the purpose of informing him that I am bored.
  

• Watching the 'Colbert Report'...this often occurs at the same time that he is supposed to be talking to me. Abhishek is very resourceful at watching the Colbert Report when I'm trying to talk to him on the phone - if it's not on TV at the moment, he'll just watch it off Comedy Central's website.
  

• Not posting on Hotshotblog.com...but you already knew that :p